The institute promotes many outreach activities locally in Drusselstein (e.g. reanimation facilities at the dangerous Gimmelshtump Public Wetness Maker) as well as internationally. Many of the faculty have been involved in public engagement in India through talks organised by Baba Jusgaanji. Further, we collaborate with several third-party organisations such as the Onion Farmers' Union and the European Random Challenge.
With the development of our ARSE-OLE, we are placed in a unique position to reach out directly to trillions of people, animals, plants, and non-living objects across this world and others. We believe strongly that this technology will allow us to eventually attain a completely aghori world.
Want to instantly shed 5 kg of weight? Persistent neck pains and headaches bothering you? With our newly discovered χ-Rays™, we have the solution!
By using this service, you can register for a near-instantaneous, probably painless decapitation delivered by our satellite ARSE-OLE technology. Research at the institute has confirmed repeatedly that the number of problems afflicting people with heads dwarfs the number of problems that afflict those without them. Further, keeping heads attached to bodies quite unnecessarily takes considerable effort in an increasingly aghori world. Therefore, make the wise choice, and have your head removed today.
Note: Clicking the button below, you absolve the MPI-SoD of all responsibility for your beheading, and you also certify that your death was of your own making. We are also not responsible for the unlikely but possible event that, by clicking, you turn into a hideous orangutan.
Still obsessed with that person you thought you loved in high school but who showed absolutely no interest in you? Plagued by memories of the embarrassing sycophantic e-mail you sent your professor apologising for a delayed assignment submission? Guilty about the time you and your husband, the thane of Glamis and Cawdor, schemed and murdered the King of Scotland and usurped the throne, but the damned spots won't wash away now, and you never thought the old man would have so much blood in him? We can help you smoothen these terrible creases in your brain using our cutting-edge remote amnesia technology!
The removal of memories is a core requirement for the conversion of humans to aghoris. This technology attempts to do this on a voluntary basis. Warning: Memory deletion is a developing field and outcomes are subject to wind speeds, bitcoin prices, and the absolute number of people in the world currently suffering a hernia.
Are you bored of life these days? Do you feel the burning unquenchable thirst for a short, pleasant, and eternal break where you can sit back and relax? We make you an offer you cannot refuse -- a vacation where the only goal is to escape the coils of the infinite bloodthirsty serpent pursuing you for all eternity!
With the click of a button, you will be transported instantly to the void between the realms! Relax in the most scenic of voids, surrounded by the wailing spirits of the tormented dead! What's more: you will be replaced by your aghori twin, a copy of yourself complete with your memories, goals, deformities, and dreams. This unfortunate aghori will be damned to suffer the trials and tribulations of your life for you while you live a life worth dying for.
